Dirty Work: 2015 Tasmanian Campfire Cook Off

Dirty Work: 2015 Tasmanian Campfire Cook Off

The 2015 Tasmanian Campfire Cook Off, sponsored by Opposite Lock (OL) and crewed by the Derwent Valley 4WD club, is a tough gig. 

First I was forced to fly all the way to beautiful Tasmania. Then there was an hour’s drive north of Hobart up through picturesque Richmond and the beautiful Coal Valley. Finally, I made my way on to one of farmer Kerry’s lambing paddocks for the annual Campfire Cook Off to undertake several gruelling hours of judging.

Yep, even the wife doesn’t believe this could be classed as work, but I try telling her that, anyway.

Campfire cook off 2015 eventI mean, five teams cooking entrees, mains and deserts all on open fire pits on a crisp Tasmania day on the side of a hill with magnificent views all around. Sigh... She just can’t see how tough it is.

I was invited down last year as a guest judge for the first ever Cook Off and I’m kind of hoping it gets to be a habit.

Crisp tasmanian dayThe Derwent Valley 4WD club crew are not only very serious about their vehicles and off-roading, they’re also a wonderfully family-orientated group that really enjoys working and playing together. And they don’t mind a drink, just quietly, either. I’m thinking the band stopped sometime well after midnight and I know I went to sleep to the clink of glasses and tinnies.

Not before I’d had more fun than the average circus. I felt very humbled by the incredible effort put in by Josh and his dad Todd to build a Milo replica that really performed well off-road. Josh let me have plenty of goes with it and I had a ball chasing the kids around and clambering over the log pile.

Miniature milo drivingIt was a great way to sort out a few more tricks for the real thing, too. Although, getting Milo to stand up on her front axle by roaring forwards and then slamming it into reverse could be a tad hard on the old cogs.And the old driver...

It’s more than just an afternoon filled with great food and a party, it’s also an opportunity for a whole lot of the different sides of four-wheel driving to come together in an informal way.

I was there representing both LowRange and Unlock Australia, but the other judges also included Brian Hevey, the National Council President of 4WD Australia; my old mate Pat the Track, who leads the way in a portal-axled GU trayback; Yogi, a very senior Parks Tasmania officer; Craig from Lightforce, who co-sponsored the event; and Ken Orr, who’s standing for the Shooters and Fishers Party at the next elections.

Dirty work campfire cook offThat is a wild and wonderful selection of interests, I can tell you! But at heart we all love the bush and want to do what’s right for it and it’s at a function like this when everybody’s relaxed and having fun that some real common ground can be found. To be honest, I reckon a bit of banter on the judge’s table, surrounded by bush-loving 4WDers, probably does more good for the track-opening cause than anything else we do.

Campfire cooking at its bestOr maybe I just love food. Look, I can’t describe how good the meals were. From the Landy club’s Roadkill pie to bacon and chicken damper; from oysters Kilpatrick to curried scallops; from Chuck wagon stew (everything in the wagon chucked in the pot) to Milo pudding – this was a foodie’s treat! And with a People’s Choice award up for grabs, you can bet the teams were keen to share the love around!

Campfire cook off derwent valley clubI want to thank the Derwent Valley 4WD club, OL, which always provides plenty of prizes and organisational backing, Lightforce, Hillbilly and Waeco, which helps out with even more prizes, and, of course, my old mate Brad Blackburn from OL Hobart.

He invited me to the event on that first year around. I think we’re looking at a tradition here, folks, and I’d love to see more of this across the country. Like bush cooking itself, get it right and there is nothing better!

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